Boots
Signs You Might Have a Boot Fetish
You consider polishing your boots "quality time."
You purposefully walk on surfaces so that you can hear your boot heels.
While doing the above, you vary the rhythm of your walking so you can listen to a different sound.
When you see someone attractive with nice boots, you spend more time drooling over their boots than them.
At clubs you constantly stare at the floor, not because you're shy but because you're looking at everyone's boots.
You NAME your boots.
You take the phrase, "Nice boots. Wanna fuck?" seriously.
You carry a picture of your favorite boots with you or have one on your wall.
You pine away for new boots by constantly gazing at a picture of them.
You can distinguish people you know by their boots.
You've ever described someone by their boots.
You've ever been described by your boots.
You have arranged your home so that when you open the door, the first thing you see is your favorite pair of boots.
You put your favorite pair of boots on and just lounge around the house.
You get pissed off when you see someone undeserving with a kick ass pair of boots.
You rented Das Boot because you thought it would be about fine German boots.
You have a web page dedicated to your favorite pair of boots.
For The Love of Boots
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